Post by carolinem on Apr 26, 2007 5:38:44 GMT -5
This is the last joke Fili sent to me, which arrived in a letter on the day of his execution.
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the Pearly Gates to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
The first doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped children overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist, and I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter invited him in also.
The third man stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in too."
As the HMO manager happily strutted by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days."
R.I.P Fili
Caroline M
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the Pearly Gates to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
The first doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped children overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist, and I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter invited him in also.
The third man stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in too."
As the HMO manager happily strutted by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days."
R.I.P Fili
Caroline M