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Post by gellibee on Jul 10, 2006 7:58:40 GMT -5
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor, "Show me"
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"
"Well, no." she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says, "Your finger is broken."
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Post by kimbylee on Jul 10, 2006 9:31:07 GMT -5
Hey Gelli, I like that Here's another one: A blonde who is having financial troubles decides to kidnap a child for ransom. She writes on a piece of paper : "I've kidnapped your son. Leave $10,000 behind the oak tree in the park tomorrow morning. Signed; The Blonde" She grabs a little boy in the park, pins the note on the boy and tells him to go home. The next morning when the blonde goes to the park she sees the little boy standing behind the oak tree,. "I'm supposed to give you this" he says, handing her a bag. As she counts the money, she sees another note pinned to the boys jacket. "For the record, I can't believe that one blonde would do this to another."
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