Life's Questions

[debs]

>>>
>>>Did you ever stop and wonder......
>>>
>>> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
>>> I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink
>>>whatever
>>> comes out?"
>>>
>>> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...
>>>I'm
>>> gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
>>>
>>> Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could
>>>burn
>>> the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
>>> would eat?
>>>
>>> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>>>
>>> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
>>> about him?
>>>
>>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
>>>
>>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out
>>>of
>>> coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>>>
>>> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
>>>time,
>>> but don't point to their bum when they ask where the
>>>bathroom
>>> is?
>>>
>>> Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room
>>>when
>>> you get undressed if they are going to look up there
>>>anyway?
>>>
>>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
>>>fours?
>>> They're both dogs!
>>>
>>> What do you call male ballerinas?
>>>
>>> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
>>>
>>> If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to
>>>buy
>>> all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>>
>>> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>>>
>>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
>>>from
>>> vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>>>
>>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
>>>from
>>> morons?
>>>
>>> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>>>
>>> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
>>>have
>>> the same tune?
>>>
>>> Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
>>>
>>> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>>>
>>> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
>>> hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the
>>>outside
>>> of your ass?
>>>
>>> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
>>>gets
>>> Mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
>>>his head
>>> out the window?
>>>
>>> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
>>>arrive
>>> faster?
>>>
>>> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in
>>>the
>>> first place?
>>>