Post by biggmalc on Jun 12, 2006 9:10:37 GMT -5
Castro Goes to Heaven
Fidel Castro dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.
So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problemo. I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the ates are locked, since St. Peter is having lunch. They start debating what to do. Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "Geez! Fidel hasn't been in hell ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"
Fidel Castro dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.
So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problemo. I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the ates are locked, since St. Peter is having lunch. They start debating what to do. Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "Geez! Fidel hasn't been in hell ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"
