Post by biggmalc on Jun 12, 2006 9:07:22 GMT -5
Them Flies
A farmer got pulled over by a trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around, giving the farmer a hard time. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket, and said..."Well, yeah, if that's what they are....I've never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says -- "Well, they're common on farms. see they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, Officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass."
The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing." and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
A farmer got pulled over by a trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around, giving the farmer a hard time. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket, and said..."Well, yeah, if that's what they are....I've never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says -- "Well, they're common on farms. see they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, Officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass."
The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing." and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."