Post by sixteefoor on Jul 18, 2007 10:26:47 GMT -5
And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.